Aust Customs is seeking trainees in ADL!!!!!!!
Replies: 77 - Last Post: Sep 16, 2012 2:32 AM Last Post By: Matt_Melb
Sep 10, 2012 1:19 AM
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Sep 10, 2012 1:50 AM
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Sep 10, 2012 2:38 AM
Sep 10, 2012 2:50 AM
5Just do it, Furball. You owe it us and you owe it to yourself. If you pull this off I promise to relay any and all information concerning people who post here that have in the past gotten on your tits and continue to do so.
In forwarding this information of people's travel plans you'll hopefully be able to be at their point of arrival and snap on the XL cotton lined deluxe rubber Ansells for some one on one, now mess with me, anatomical exploratory reconnoitering.
Sep 10, 2012 4:46 AM
6I am so sorry.
Wished I dared.
I know, I know, I am an attention seeking dalmatian.
Sorry, but I just couldn't resist putting it on here.
I might make some headway, as they would want someone with a clean slate, and able to pass ASIO security assessments, and all that...
I just so wish I dared.
But you do realise, that if I do get in, its goodbye to Daycat & I. In the end, its that scenario.
Yes, I can dream. Dreaming is one thing, doing is totally another thing.
PS. Imagine being able to converse in basic Bahasa Malaysia.
BAH mate, ... sorry, that wasn't meant for any of you honored colleagues.
Available from 6am to 11pm, and the amount of international flights is spread out during the whole day, from the first Qantas flight on Monday to the last flight, Emirates at 10.30pm or so to Abu Dhabi.
PPS... the reason why I say I have to give up on on you lot, is the secrets that are learnt, I couldn't possibly disclose it to you lot.
Okay, I will shut up now.
Sep 10, 2012 4:47 AM
Sep 10, 2012 2:19 PM
8if you really want to work in that area - go for it. You may be exactly what they are looking for then again you may not be. Unless you try you will never never know.
Or you can not apply and continue on mopping floors for the rest of your life and complain about the work you do. It is all in your hands.
Sep 10, 2012 4:08 PM
Sep 10, 2012 4:54 PM
10I can't see why you wouldn't apply. Seriously if you don't apply for this job, you have a problem and you need to fix it.
Whats the worst that will happen? You'll keep doing your current job, you'll keep complaining about not able to get time off, you'll keep making excuses for everything.
Whats the best that can happen? You'll get your dream job, fulfill your dreams, enjoy life and have no regrets.
I can't see why you would be unable to apply for a job. If you can't then may I suggest seeking professional help. Seeing a psychologist to help with anxieties is a good thing. I've been there myself and life is so much better once you can manage such anxieties.
Sep 11, 2012 12:38 AM
Sep 11, 2012 12:56 AM
12Just think of the ethnic expertise that you would bring to the position. I have this image of you sitting behind the one way mirror at customs chatting to your co-workers. One moment totally submersed in a discourse on the appalling state of Strayan cricket, the next....."that woman in the leopard print leotards with the hummer size suitcase!!! Go! Go!Go! I'm smelling an instant noodle smuggler".
Sep 11, 2012 3:33 AM
13Stop it this sec.
If I did apply, and get it, I am sure you will want to know the ins and outs of the job.
It's hard. When you have been on here this long.
And don't deny you won't ask the internal secrets of it. I know you will.
Imagine every man and his dog will start asking questions. Once the secret is out, no pushing the cat back into the bag.
This was the same conundrum the last time.
Aust's passport stamping responsibility at our airports are C&BP's taskings.
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