Wellington Restaurants

Hell

#7 of 161 things to do in Wellington

#11 of 3153 things to do in New Zealand

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Good for: Solo Travellers, pizzas, Families, Budget Travellers, Groups

Not good for: food

  • Address
    • 14 Bond St Wellington
  • Phone
    • tel, info: 04 473 5149
    • tel, other: 0800 666 111
  • Hours
    • lunch & dinner

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Lonely Planet review for Hell

Demon gourmet pizzas are themed after all things evil for around NZ$9-NZ$17. Try the seven deadly sins range or the vegetarian 'purgatory'. Delivery available.

 

Traveller reviews for Hell (3)

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    Love the pizzas

    madlep recommends this,

    Great take away or eat in at Syn (used to be Loaded hog). Interesting and sometimes slightly controversial marketing and branding.

    Good for: pizzas

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    A Devilish Atmosphere; Pizza Not So Heavenly

    ptkazi recommends this,

    Hell's Pizza is like a Harry Potter book - the deeper you look, the more intricately woven the hellish details become. From everything to the menus (you can choose from a Pandemonium, Mayhem or Brimstone pizza, among others), to the shirts of the employees (Satan's Little Helper), to the phone number (0800 666 111), the satanic theme is everpresent. You have to give the establishment credit for the painstaking detail they extended over the whole place, though the actual food and venue are not quite up to par. We ended up sitting in front of the bathroom (there were only three tables anyway), and the pizza wasn't that great - simply mediocre.

    Good for: Budget Travellers, Groups, Solo Travellers, Families

    Not good for: food

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    "There is No Redemption from HELL"

    richmannz recommends this,

    Warning!! This review contains ideas of a gory nature. If you do not wish to read about such a repugnant restaurant, I suggest you go to HELL!

    Hells Pizza that is.

    ‘Never to Return’ says the blood-splattered front door as we ventured beyond the safety of Wellington’s streets late on a Saturday Night. Passing life-sized figures of witches and other ghouls expected from the underworld, we approached the devil himself.

    “Welcome to the fiery pits of HELL!” he exclaimed.
    “What sins do you wish to commit tonight?”

    “A snack of Chaos, and a double serve of Lust”.
    Silence.

    “It shall be done”.

    Before you breathe a sigh of relief thinking such a place is safe for mere mortals; you should know that Hells is an underworld away from your standard pizza joint.
    You will only be served the freshest baked pizza, straight from the depths of doom.

    Such a hellish menu caters for every victim. For those meat lovers, Lust is most appropriate. Generous servings of salami, pepperoni, bacon, and ham; finished off with the blood of all who continue to resist the devils commanding voice. Ok. So it’s BBQ Sauce; but in HELL, who cares?

    Flesh is rampant in HELL, therefore those who choose not to devour meat are given a good dose of Purgatory. Yes Purgatory, containing spinach, tomato, and feta among other vegetarian products. Also offered straight from the fork of the devil are pasta, sides, salad, and a large abyss of drinks to suit every hungry sinner.

    I can assure you that the devil is greedy, and will not settle for little. However, the devil has an offer for you pathetic mortal. If you log onto his website before you come, he will give you the meal for free. What’s the catch? No juicy apples here; all you need to do is agree to sell your soul to him. That’s right. “Simply enter your details and kiss it goodbye”.

    Hey, for free pizza, it makes you wonder. What good has your soul ever done you? 11,000 people already agree.

    See you in HELL.

    Good for: atmosphere, food, Solo Travellers, service

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