If your tot has a pirate fetish, the little lad or lassie won’t tolerate missing a cruise on the Marigalante, a reproduction Spanish galleon that does pirate-themed daytime cruises (adult/child M$1100/550) from 8am to 3pm Monday through Saturday. It departs from the Terminal Maritima in Marina Vallarta, off Blvd Francisco Ascencio opposite Sam’s Club.