dababa

I'm a tourist not a traveller, and a leader not a follower.

My post at #20 wasn't defensive. America is the Great Satan. And don't you furriners forget it.

America is the Great Satan. Blah, blah, blah... Carry on.

Mid-Atlantic states. Rapas does mail order, but no cc. Maybe someday they'll join us in the 21st century....

Bacon is awesome and breakfast sausages are little toxic doses of love, but I'd kill for some Scrapple...

Plus the bacon on a bacon wrapped hot dog is limp and undercooked. I prefer crispy bacon.

It's camouflaged. Maybe you just can't see it.

Not anymore. The ponds never freeze over here. I left mine back east when I moved out here. I'm sure my mama got rid of them by now.

I guess, this makes me a Texan. All they got in Texas is steers and queers. I don't see no horns on you boy.

Ignore the birthday, go to the party. Adults don't need them. ...

The Emperor's New Condoms - so fine that it feels like you have nothing on. Only people of the finest quality, character and discernment...

Why do Americans find the UK to be an object of such amusement and bemusement in equal measure? 'cause y'all talk funny.

It'd be the perfect bug-out vehicle to get to your remote fortified mountain compound when the shit hits the fan. You could load up plenty...

Turkey bacon is a crime against humanity.

Maybe the police have real crimes to deal with. Maybe the neighbor who owns it knows someone.