Je ne parle pas Francais...
Thinking myself quite confident, I spoke that "Oh so American French" and drew extreme laughter from my dining guests (my French cousins in Culoz). The waiter (in French) asked if I wanted anything else. I replied, "non merci, je suis plein." OK, all you Frenchies go ahead and laugh, but for the rest of you, I'll explain.
Non merci means no thank you; Je suis means I am; plein means full. No thanks, i'm full......seemed right to me. However, plein (full) means full with child., as in pregnant.....but only when refering to barnyard animals. So, "would you like anything else?" was answered with "No thanks, this cow is pregnant."






