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I had some anxiety issues about 8 or 9 years ago. The phase lasted for a couple of months and during that time I felt really really...

haha niner, I do love you sometimes.

Would you do it? Absolutely.

How much do teleportation machines cost these days? I'd get one of those.

I'm currently eating from a pot of yoghurt that was supposed to go 'off' on 24/12/11...

Am I going to die? No, not becasue of the fall. Did you pass out?

I'd be fine if I could just grow some more arse. As it is, all my dresses have to be stretchy, otherwise I either can't breathe in them, or...

Today I'm wearing a size 10 tunic/dress thing over a pair of size 14 jeans...

how can you range across 4 sizes? That is madness.

It gives me the same size for all brands, but I don't wear that size all the time at all....

By the way if any of you ladies happen to find a man hiding in a bush outside your abode, cracking one off, don't be frightened it's me and...

They look like Liberace's testicles HA! I won't ask how you know what Liberace's testicles look like, Tom.

but but but ... how often do you have to shave them? They can''t possibly stay smooth for more than half a day. Unless you wax them? ouch.

You shave your balls? Why?

What is it? Some kind of animal?...