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Now now, calm down Billy...

http://www.london-tubemap.com/ It's geographically accurate. Apparently. Amersham doesn't seem that far out to me...

I'd get rid of Terry for starters. One he's as crap as Ferdinand (who should also go until he's fully fit, for 6 months straight) and two...

I know, it's a right fucker but someone has to live here. You lot don't know what you're missing.

They gonna watch a rugby game or sommat then?

Plus there's the grief from the rellies. You might want a wedding with just you two, but they may struggle to understand why you want to...

How much cash should you have? No more than you need for immediate purposes. Simply take a 3 months or younger bank statement to prove...

Free to air TV here in Germany, all I need to do is hack the radio 5 live feed, job's a good un.

Global, who would you hire? Louise's father in law? Or sommat else?

Anyone watching at the mo? England are shite. They've got a mustwin game against the Kiwi's (of all people) tomorrow. Kick off around...

Hmm, there's tickets still available, it's only 5 hrs train ride away, could be epic...

When's it on?

Next question.

I reckon we should get Roy Keane in. He might be alright.

I got the job btw, I love it here in Bonn!