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but I didn't learn it from you loosers. Ọ̞̯̭̬̦͇͑͌̈̇ͩ̎Bͤ͊ͧ̈́̏͌͗V̹̼̞͖̼̐̅́ͧ͐͊ͅ!̅ͭͣ͛ͅ

I ̞̯cͯͩ̅ͤͯ̅a͙̘ͅn͆ͅ ̩̻͚̱do͊̒̑͌ͭ ̹̭͎͎͉̖͓͂ͮ̂ͣt̳̦̹̪̝̞͐̎̊͛̎ͫ̔h͙͕̯̼̟̳̟͆ͣi͔͈̙̞ͭ͊͂sͥͯ͗ͣ́!̻̘̟͎̤̘

Ember November Limber? Timber?

Why not just use fists? ...

there were three girls drinking Pork Slap beer out of cans, holding onto my pole Sounds like a good time.

Wonder what would have happened if the cops were in there faster or on scene from the start. ...

I'm no fortune teller. I'm just saying I haven't done it. Yet. heh.

Well... I haven't done it yet. That has to count for something.

Speaking of drinking, you can drink in public in Curacao. So you can walk up to a shop, grab a few beers, and then wander around drinking....

Always order bottles of beer, never cans. While a can can make an effective weapon if smashed into someones face at the proper angle, a...

I heard on a documentary that there were a number of neanderthal-like species that were vegetarian and they all went extinct.

The lack of meat in his diet has left him to weak to even count. Someone get this man 500ccs of prime rib, STAT!

:) Look forward to hearing your review if you do end up going. Best beaches I saw were Porto Marie and Cas Abao.

You seem angry, larch. Eat some bacon, it will calm your soul.

A couple people offered me pot. That's all the 'crime' I heard of while I was there. If I were a betting man id guess PR has a higher crime...