chutney_belle

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I was born a long long time ago in Ealing and am not yet dead. Love to travel but hate to fly requiring large quantities of red wine and valium to do so. This often leads me to behave badly on aeroplanes and sometimes gets me a whole row of seats to myself. Sadly I am usually too bombed to appreciate this. I split my time between the UK and SEA pursuing my love of the English language in one hemisphere and my fascination with elephants in the other. I firmly believe that the Elephant snot hairdo will come into fashion eventually.