Groupies are the only accessory needed to go with Fiorella’s crushed-velvet smoking jackets in louche shades of lavender and blood red, printed by hand with Venetian wallpaper patterns and a Fiorella signature: wide-eyed rats. Prices start in the mid-three figures, but check out your reflection in the graffitied Ettore Sotsass mirror and pretend you’re not impressed. Hours are approximate; as the sign says, ‘we open sometime’.